JET LI vs SPIELBERG

JET LI vs SPIELBERG
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Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal.
He says to his pal : "Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over there! God, I
wish he'll come over to say "hi".

Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.

Li : "Hey!! What that's for?!"

Spielberg : "You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed
Pearl Harbour!"

Li : "I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!"

Spielberg : "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!"

Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then Jet Li calmly walks over
to Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face.

Spielberg : "Hey! What that's for..... !?!"

Li : "YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"

Spielberg : "No, I didn't, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"

Li : "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"